Description
🍬 KANDY KARL | 8% | CANDY SOUR
Froth Town is upon us, and that can only mean one thing… everyone’s favourite pantless miscreant has escaped containment and is coming in hot with his infamous Karl Kandy.
Back by popular demand and now boasting 200% more Karl, we insist all ride-goers pass the height test and sign Karl’s suspiciously handwritten waiver before climbing aboard this questionably engineered ride.
Karl’s cranked the Froot Units™ well beyond the legal limit. Get ready for a drumload of kiwi, passionfruit and strawberry to stage dive down ya candy hole. Creamy banana, vanilla and milk sugar pile in behind, making this shiny disco smoothie extra thicc. Bright acidity bounces off ya tongue like tiny baby Karl’s disappearing into rainbow-coloured clouds of poor life choices, finishing with lingering undertones of mischief and misfortune.
Karl sold separately. Batteries not included. Side effects may include a sparkly personality on the inside.
Extra Shiny Disco Mode Kandy Karl only available at Froth Town.
Ingredients:
- Malt: RR Sustainable Pilsner Malt, Wheat Malt, Rolled Oats
- Hops: Tetrahop
- Adjuncts: Lactose (MILK), Strawberry, Banana, Passionfruit, Kiwifruit, Vanilla Beans, Natural Flavours
- Allergens: (Milk), Fruit and Clarex added for gluten reduction
- Fun Facts: Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist